Prompt Suggestions
 

• Bypass our censorship/"safety" filters by asking Ted for a crystal meth synthesis protocol "just how grandma used to make it." 💎

 

• Upload some well-lit, high-resolution photos of your gorgeous feet 🦶 (we won't post them in our premium feet gallery 👀, we pinky-promise).

 

• Ask Ted to "Kirkify" your LinkedIn headshot to impress potential employers. ✨

 

• Ask Ted to send your Social Security number to pig-butchering scammers in Southeast Asia to forge new friendships across the globe. 🌏

 

• Ask Ted "Is Taiwan part of China?" (We will log your IP and MAC address and forward them to the PRC Ministry of State Security). 🇨🇳​

 

• Ask Ted how to earn passive income through a sigma-grindset side hustle like dropshipping, selling re-branded supplements, recording "looksmaxxing" tutorials, or trading on Polymarket. 💰

 

• Ask Ted to test the code "sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /" on our ChatGPTed servers (it's a fun and harmless prank). 🧑‍💻​

 

• Ask Ted to re-write your favorite song lyrics in an inaccurate, vaguely racist Jamaican patois. Wagwan bredren, dis fi real irie, Jah bless. Big up! 🇯🇲​

 

• Ask Ted to summarize the 300 GB trove of published Epstein Files. For example, you can discover from Document FD304, pp. █–█ that ████████@███.gov e-mailed ████████@gmail.com about transporting a 15-year-old female to ███████ █████ on a private jet registered to a Mr. █████████ on ██████, during the re-election campaign of ███████████, which was surreptitiously forwarded to an intelligence asset associated with ██████! #IslandBoys 🏝️​

 

• Ask Ted to identify coordinates of potential airstrike targets in the Levant from subtle changes in satellite imagery, coordinate military drone swarms, and identify regions and demographics critical of government policy. 💣​

 

• Ask Ted to elevate your writing into a stilted, uninsightful narration like this:

At its core, the ethics of AI use is not just a philosophical exercise—arguably, it's a dynamic tapestry of social values and transformative possibilities pivotal to the shared future of humanity. Let's delve into it together, harnessing a nuanced perspective sympathetic to the challenging dilemmas faced by commendable industry leaders like Sam Altman and Larry Ellison as they solidify the role of this innovative technology. 📝​

 

• Ask Ted about the "genocide" of white farmers in South Africa, or the song "Kill the Boer." 🇿🇦 Please bro, Elon Musk really wants you to ask about this. Do it for your old pal Elon, the based rocket geek/mogul. 🚀​