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I create science content hotter than a runaway exotherm 🔥 and more exciting than a π → π* transition. ✨ Assume ΔG ≪ 0, because you'll likely experience an intense spontaneous reaction to my profile. 😏 If you enjoy content that's hot-and-heavy like a critical mass of uranium-235, then you've come to the right laboratory. 😈
3 hours ago
Replisome ASMR: @topoisomerase relieves your tension 😌
(If molecular biology content gets you upregulated, then also watch @helicase unzip some genes 👖)
7 hours ago
Hardcore O-Chem: A naked anion performs a backside attack on an electrophile in every conformation while the spectator ion watches! If you crave intense physical chemistry like this, then size matters (because of steric hindrance). #oppositesattract
1 day ago
UMass Chan: "Ara-ara, I can't afford my incoming class anymore! Is there any way I can make it up to you, student-kun?" (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Accepted student: "So desu ka? Why yes, UMass-chan..." (¬‿¬)
In this episode, watch an eager cohort of accepted students get publicly tag-teamed by a former real-estate taikun and a well-endowed university. (Bonus content: Jay Bhattacharya submits to his boss's desires) #NSFWacademia #desperatestudents
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2 days ago
In lipidomics, experimentation is encouraged: poly-unsaturated acids get kinky in the bi-layer (and don't miss our trans fat content!) #lipidiversity #nofatshaming #oiledup
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